YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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