He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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