I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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