absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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