It's Friday. Sex?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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