do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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