I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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