It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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