Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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