Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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