id be glad to
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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