He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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