Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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