You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
The air taste purple.
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