I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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