omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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