cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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