I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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