I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
My boob is missing a layer of skin
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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