do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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