after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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