Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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