In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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