I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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