I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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