"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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