All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
operation harelip BJ is a go
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I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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