Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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