She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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