The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love how my cats smell like pot.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
ok first of all what the fuck
I have post one night stand depression
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