We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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