she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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