I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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