I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Who wears a wallet chain?!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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