At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I need to align my fucking chakras
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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