found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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