You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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