talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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