So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
All the doctor said was why
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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