And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever