guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
it glows. i had to have it.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?