we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
pray to the hookup gods
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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