well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whose parrot is this?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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