I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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