shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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