I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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