Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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