Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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