just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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