Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
You smell like a Billy Joel song
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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