Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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