he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
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