If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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