Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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