he puts the penis in happiness.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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