brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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