"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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