The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He did a backflip because drugs
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