i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize