I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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