U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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